Before I begin this let me just say that I love make up. Like I love it. But some days no matter what I do nothing goes my way. Let's talk these out in one giant venting session...
1. When my eyes start to water in the middle of doing my eye make up and then DON'T STOP WATERING FOR THE ENTIRE DAY. WTF is this? Stop it. Stop it now. No waterproof makeup is waterproof enough for the constant flow of tears streaming from my eyeballs for the next 8 hours. This is made worse on a work day when I have to stare at the computer. Cool. I didn't want to look cute any way.
2. When my concealer doesn't want to cover my pimples. Some days no matter how much you try there is nothing you can do to stop those pimples from showing through the 15 coats of foundation, concealer, and powder you put on. Conveniently this happens on the day when you either a. see that hot hipster you have been crushing on or b. have a date. (Not that I've been on a date in the last five years)
3. When you get out into the sunlight after doing your makeup indoors and realize that your face is a different color then the rest of your body. Just call me Snooki over here cause that bronzer was way to dark for my current skin tone status. Great, now my coworkers think I go clubbing on the weekends. Someone order me a body con dress that is three sizes too small.
4. Winged Liner. All of the things that have to do with winged eyeliner are THE WORST. Your eyes are never going to match. Ever. Walk away from the liner. But...on that third magical Thursday in November after you sprinkled yourself with that fairy dust you bought at Disneyworld when you were 6 and then prayed to the makeup goddesses everything comes together and you feel hotter than Mila Kunis you remember that it's worth it to sit there for thirty minutes working on your right eye.
I hope y'all can relate to this...if not I am officially crazy. It's okay to not let me know this though.
Let's do this again sometime. It felt good to bitch it out.
hearts&stars.
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